what microsoft 2007 edition comes with:
office access, office excel, office groove, office info path, office oneNote, office outlook, office powerpoint, office publisher, office word, office
AND
microsoft office tools that include:
digital certificate for VBA projects, clip organiser, office 2007 language settings, office diagnostics, office picture manager
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I have absolutely no knowledge at all with programming web pages. I am not familiar with any of the languages (HTML, php, etc.). The only language I am a little bit familiar with is VBA for excel.
I would like to know how to develop any kind of complex dynamic web page (ie. facebook like, ebay like, etc…)
Could anyone give me the steps to take in order to achieve this goal? How shall i start, with what languages, what softwares, etc… I am ready to invest some money to buy books and softwares… plus I will have much time to spend for the learning process.
I would appreciate if someone could give me a chronological step by step plan to follow? u can also consider that im also not too familiar with web design
p.s.: someone told me to learn C# but im not so sure about this…

I know how to program simple applications in VBA and Excel, and I could probably do this within Excel, but that’s besides the point. I am looking to develop a replacement character map for Spanish characters to use while I am typing papers for my Spanish class and studying (looking up words and such) on the internet. I want there to be somewhat big buttons for each character that I’ll need that just inserts those characters into whatever text box/program that I happen to be typing in.
I would use Windows’ Character Map, but I abhor having to copy and paste to use it.
If there are OSS/free programs out there that could do the same thing, I would like to know about them, but I would like to program something myself as well.
Thank you for your help!